The Swindle

Marian did this amazing swindle. Her Focus went down and Ford couldn’t get parts to fix it. She needed to take my beloved Fusion to work which left me stuck at home with no wheels. So, she went car shopping. My gorgeous Fusion after seven years only had 25,000 miles on it. I don’t drive as much these days. She found this Nissan Murano for a good price and called me to come out to Bill Collins. I loved it right off. It’s a beast and luxurious. We bought it right away. I was surprised because the Murano is bigger than she likes and isn’t terribly fuel efficient but it hauls ass. I thought we were buying her a car. She told me the Murano was mine and she was going to take the Fusion because it has such low mileage and she fell in love with the air conditioner during the summer. Am I the luckiest guy in the world or what?

I never had a Nissan break down on me. All of mine were destroyed in collisions with idiots.

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